1. LawyerJokes

2. How are an apple and a lawyer alike?.

3. They both look good hanging from a tree

4. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

5. His lips are moving

6. How many lawyer jokes are there?

7. Only three. The rest are true stories

8. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

9. How many can you afford?

10. What'sthe difference between a lawyer and a liar?

11. The pronunciation.

12. What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

13. You cry when you cut up an onion

14. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

15. Professional courtesy. TheEnd